Blog

Razors pain you;Rivers are damp;Acids stain you;And drugs cause cramp.Guns aren’t lawful;Nooses give;Gas smells awful;You might as well live. ~Dorothy Parker~

If I don’t drive around the park,I’m pretty sure to make my mark.If I’m in bed each night by ten,I may get back my looks again,If I abstain from fun and such,I’ll probably amount to much,But I shall stay the Lees meer…